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Pull Ears Step Feet
People who e for the first time, especially men in kilograms, think they do it. When they see that it's sweet wih n alcohol taste, they e up and give it a strong dry meal. I don't know, the ses are endless, and I'm afraid I'll have to lie down and go out soon.
The Miao tradition is called the program of“toasting, ing, and punishing“, which is the climax, also known as the program of“pulling ears and stepping o“.
The meaning of 'pulling your ears and stepping on your feet' is' liking you!', which is a way of courtship between men and women in the daily life of the Miao ethnic group. However, nowadays it is ag. Male tourists are trampled on by Miao Hua, while female tourists are trampled on by the most handsome young men. Attention everyohis is a matter for young people. Older people don't o be too nervous to avoid a heart attack, and I'm not responsible.
After three rounds of dining, Miao Hua, both the leader and the deputy, came over with a group of young men and women, all of whom were present, without any picky ohey began to sing to each other, singing a bowl of wine each time. This time, they used bowls, not cups. If it's right, of course there's o penalize alcohol, but 99% of people are uo get it right. Even professional writers may not be able to get it right. Perhaps there are some who get it right, and they will pretend they 't. Think about it, who is willing to destroy this romantid fortable atmosphere?
It doesn't matter if you don't get it, fine wine. Hello, this fine wine is mandatory. For male tourists, it's just Miao Hua's two girls, one pulling on your ear and the other stepping on your foot. Don't look like just a beautiful girl pulling on your ear and stepping on your foot, you'll be happy, especially for the elderly. You o keep some energy and energy, and drinking that bowl of wine is not enough.
This“pulling the ears and stepping on the feet“ also requires attention. Those who are not good at singing, twisting; Those who do not drink a toast should twist and step on it forcefully; Toast and refuse, twist; Those who drink without luxury, twist; Those who are disrespectful and vulgar, twisted; Those who are respectful but not siderate, twist; Those who do not listen to Miao Hua's words are still twisted; If there is a gentleman who Miao Hua really likes, gratulations, you will be miserable. She will definitely find various excuses to turn you bad have to pull your ears into her heart.
Therefore, for those who have a low alcohol tolerance, are too mischievous, or have a crush on Miao Hua, before visiting here, it is necessary to exercise their ears ao make them thicker and thicker to prevent them from falling off! Of course, I don't have to worry about male tourists. Anyway, the moment I twist and step ohe pain is in my ears, but the joy is in my heart! Adding delicious dishes will at least increase blood circulation, so it's not as good as“twisting it quickly“, and I wish I could twist it every day.
For female tourists, especially those retentious, or those who often step on dog poop when walking, or those who have a habit of liness, pretend to be elegant, and wear expensive earrings, their ears are not ordinary. ordinary people touch them casually? Even if they are extremely good friends, they are less than seven ht years old, and like Zhangba monks, they ot even touch their ears.
But it should be hat whether it's celebrities or ordinary tourists, old or young, as long as you attend such a cocktail party, the male protagonist of the Miao family “keep it up“. Some female tourists are unprepared, and the director's favorite is this one. When a shy girl is pulled by a pair of unfamiliar big hands, her beautiful little face immediately looks like a ripe peach, red. Guess what, is that joy? Is it really painful?
pared to stepping on your feet, pulling your ears is quite on. The area with long ears is easy to pull, but it's a bit troublesome to step on your feet. Please hat“oep is worth a thousand gold“. Acc to Miao s, pulling your ears is sidered a“blind date“, while stepping on your feet is sidered an“e“. He, he, is this wedding worth a thousand gold?
In order to follow a s, Miao girls, at the age of fifteen, learn Lusheng, singing and dang, etiquette, and most importantly, learn to step on their feet, which are relatively flexible. It's not easy to step on them all at once.
At this cocktail party, stepping on one's feet is not particularly important. For fn tourists, elega be stepped on; A vulgar foot that be stepped on; Delicate feet that be stepped on; Strohat be stepped on; Even if it's oily and foul smelli, they still be stepped on. The visitor is a guest. Of course, befuests e here, it's best to wash their feet thhly, wear a pair of thick shoes, a her stomp on them, it's okay.(/???)/
If Miss Miao catches your eye, pay attention, it depends oher your arch is strong. She must have trampled on you in a mess. If you step on her feet again, it means that the bilateral relationship is firmed. So male tourists, don't think it's funny. If you step on her foot again, she will step on your foot multiple times. This is sidered a 'boat made of wood', we o prepare a gift money, otherwise we resign as the Miao family.
In foot stepping toasts, female tourists are no longer immuhere are extremely exquisite and delicate female celebrities, or those wearing hundreds of thousands of running shoes. You o prepare a piece of cloth and the shoes, Miao brothers. You 't reize branded goods, or those wearing high heels with high heels that are nid enough and are proo collapse. Of course, most men also uand the principle of 'srapes', so they will point until it's doop it lightly, and won't harass you multiple times.
Needless to say, this“ear pulling and foot stepping“ way of love is much more stific than Fang Hung 's“stop talking“ way of courtship in“Fortress Besieged“. You don't know, that twisted foot down is really“HO“, and that foot is fake, thid painful, which is really spread to your heart, without any suspi of affectation or falsehood.
The Fourth Pavilion Shouts Wine
Just now, the toast from the young people in daily life, and the last one was the toast from the village leader. The previous toast was just a cup replaced by a bowl, but now it has been upgraded. The bowl o be replaced by a jar, and one jar at a time.(“?﹏?“)つ
The Lusheng was re tuned and played, and the younger geion divided into three teams. One pair played the Lusheng and the other carried the wihis was a large wine jar, ranging from one huo two hundred pounds. Depending on the number of ers, this small jar was used for toasting. After the village leader fioasting the guests, everyone else was free to toast, and everyone wao drink it.
The Miaathered and sang together, perf a perfect dance while singing. The boys carried the big jar and couldn't directly walk over. They wao be graceful, swaying three times a step, swaying imes a step, swaying small, swaying big, swaying leisurely, bad forth. The girls danced around the wiar. After the performahe toast party began again.
Those who are not good at drinking do not o worry or panic about being too heavy. This time, they are drinking sweet wine made from glutinous rice, which has a sweet and mellow taste without alcohol. Upon hearing it, one's saliva surges and one's bowels surge, while upon drinking it, one's whole body feels sweet and peaceful, as if it were the ar of the Heavenly Palace, inexplicable.
This is a free toast, with each person holding a jar of wine. Generally, the man pays tribute to the woman and the ays tribute to the man. The old and young are separated. If there is someone you love, be sure to pay tribute to them. This is the last d best time for a lover. Of course, you don't have to worry about the possibility of bei out. The Miao family is hospitable and won't let anyone be left out.
A toast emphasizes etiquette aiquette, and a toast should be delivered. Therefore, there is a tendency to tug and tug, push and promise, and be affeate towards each other, which makes it appear that the family relationship is solid and the friendship is strong.
Not drinking is not enough. When you drink, you will drink from ohree, or five jars. When you drink, young people will help you pull your ears, and everyone will shout in unison,“Ah... ah... ah...““Ah... ah...“ The sound is really sweet, and it is a of shouting wio help you enjoy yourself.
At this point, the most beautiful wine should be enough for you to get drunk. However, if you are not drunk, you should also be drunk. In addition to wine, perhaps we will also think of the spiritual food of“high, big, and high“.
Isn't this the true portrayal of“Mencius: Under King Hui of Liang“
Who is happy to be alone or with others
He said,'If not with others.'
Who is happy with the few or the many
He said,'If not with the crowd.'
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